Twitter Is Still Infested With Bad Pizza Takes

Okay Chicago and Chicago-adjacent friends, our local pizza place offers a “Chicago-style deep dish pizza” that takes *two hours* to make and this is what we got. How’s it look? pic.twitter.com/zoxRs27DTR

— Jim Davis (@JimDavisMTG) October 11, 2020

While browsing our favorite internet hellscape, I came across this revolting photo of “Chicago-style deep dish pizza”. I initially thought this was a satirical post, building off the popularity of the internet’s hatred for Brooklyn BBQ a few years ago.

But, no. We got a double down in defense of the pizza which included endorsements like “I also didn't feel like I ate a brick” and tantalizing tasting notes such as “the sauce was unique”. Also, what is a GRANDMA slice?

The sauce was unique and had an almost sweet element to it, while the crust was a good mix of crisp on the outside but soft inside. Definitely could have used a little more cheese, but it was sorta like a grandma slice meets a Sicilian slice.

Was a nice change of pace.

2/2

— Jim Davis (@JimDavisMTG) October 11, 2020

Anyways, back to the pizza. This thing has less cheese than a standard ‘za, despite being a deep dish slice? Also, those black specks don’t appear to be sausage but burnt sauce? I don’t mind a crisp but this pizza has seen some shit.

This post led to pizza preference twitter coming out of the woodwork, including gems like:

Someone being REPULSED by a very standard looking photo of deep dish pizza.

That doesn't look very appetizing, wtf.

— CLT | Gweivyth (@Gweivyth) October 11, 2020

Someone letting you know that their opinion on pizza is superior to yours.

Midwesterners will show you a blob of soft cheese covered in ketchup and swear it will change your life. Just ignore them.

— BLM, money plane pilot (@babystatesman) October 11, 2020

Someone claiming that this looks similar to the best pizza he’s ever had…

That actually looks like the best Chicago pizza I had in Chicago. Was it good?

— Marshall Sutcliffe (@Marshall_LR) October 11, 2020

This abomination of “what pizza should look like”?

This is what it should look like pre cut pic.twitter.com/A7sfqFXkmU

— James McCoury (@JamesMcCoury) October 11, 2020

And someone posting what looks like stock photos that would appear in a mall food court Sbarro’s as the “standard” for all pizza:

That doesn't look well - I would be very disappointed.

My standard is Lou Malnati's - never much cared for Giordannos.

These are what you're looking for.

For west coast: honorable mention, Patxis and Blue Line are decent - closest i can find since working out here. pic.twitter.com/5PnR2DaY3a

— Frankles McKrankles (@franklesK) October 11, 2020

In summary, everyone has bad pizza takes except for one man:

If you saw the the video on my old channel it got removed. But I am determined to keep it alive, so here it is re uploaded once again.