The Newest Member of the MNF Announce Crew Should Be…

That’s right. We need a breath of fresh air in the Monday Night Football commentary booth and that breath of fresh air should be……….Carrot Top.

Hear me out: Did you enjoy this year’s Browns vs Jets game? What about the 39 point blowout in the Ravens vs Rams game? Perhaps the 33-0 Patriots vs Jets game was more your style?

Now how would you enjoy those games if every time we cut back to the booth, Carrot Top was pulling a Golden Retriever out of a trunk with a vest that said “DO NOT PET: SEEING EYE DOG FOR NFL REFEREES”? Classic.

The possibilities are endless. Carrot Top in the Booger-mobile? Sign me up.

Do you know how many quality “Booger” goofs we would get? Premium cable television.

He’s a Dolphins fan so perhaps they could classify his salary as a charitable contribution deduction? I don’t know. I just know he is the right man for the job. He always seems to get the most out of inanimate objects, so he will fit right in with Booger & Joe.