The G.O.A.T Debate Has Been Settled
The King resides in L.A., but his name is not LeBron…his name is doggface.
My guy doggface208 has traded in his cranberries for grapes and his Fleetwood Mac for Queen. His choice of a Kobe jersey over a LeBron jersey is clearly subtle commentary on LeBron always living in the shadows of other on his journey to greatness.
Our new favorite Tik Tokker has spoken, and in more uplifting news, is securing the bag by cashing in his viral stardom. Ocean Spray, a pharmaceutical company that specializes in UTI relief, surprised dogface with a brand new truck filled with their flagship product. I am pretty sure doggface has done more for the cranberry industry than anyone since the Narragansett people of the Algonquian nation in the regions of New England (read a book), and is worthy of more than a Nissan Frontier. BUT if your king is happy, then we will rejoice. Never stop securing the bag, doggface.
