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I present to you…Dirk van Duijvenbode.

All you need to know about Dirk van Duijvenbode is the following:

  • He is a 28 year-old Dutch darts player, who looks much older than his age.

  • The second sentence of his Wikipedia entry reads, “He is known for his rather extreme walk-on, combined with hardstyle music.”

  • LADIES: According to Google Translate, his nickname “Aubergenius” means “Eggplant” in Dutch.

I leave you with this bonus video of Dirk fist bumping to his entrance song titled "Glimpse of the Future" by DJ Typhoon. A new king has been crowned.

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